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thefrogman:

People were very generous last month and I was able to compensate my staff. (THANK YOU SO MUCH.) I promise we used this money to pay for things like food, rent, and gold plated Japanese smart toilets. 
Things are a little better now, we found a way to fund Corg Life, but we are still having this same sidebar problem. That tumblr preview continues to eat up pageviews and thus my ad revenue is not nearly enough to pay my staff for this coming month. I’ve personally emailed David Karp about this, but his lack of response probably means the feature is baked into tumblr and isn’t going away. 
We are looking into Patreon and Subbable, but these things take time to set up. We have some other ideas for how to monetize, but those also take time. I think my content coodinator jujyfruit0 (Jessica) is going to come into town so we can organize a Subbable campaign. But that requires air travel and more money. Apparently to run a successful business you need money before you can make the money. It’s very frustrating. 
Right now my team and I are working hard to create more comics (we have a very cool sci-fi comic in the works!), improve my photography blog (new contributors/more tutorials!), create a plan to bring fresher content to tumblr (stuff you haven’t seen before!), and setup a system where all of the little tasks are taken care of by my team so I can focus solely on creating original content like I used to (more original creations/new animal facts!). We even have a few entirely new websites that we want to launch. One of which I’m hoping will help artists and webcomic creators get a huge head start in building an audience. 
We’ve been at this for months and we are getting close, but with my health issues and my team’s limited time to work, I feel like it is all moving along at a turtle’s pace. We don’t have a lot of tangible stuff to prove how much hard work we have been putting in. But I assure you that many of us work from morning until we go to bed.
I want to make this site better. I want it to be the go-to place for people who need a safe, positive space. I have the plan to do that but I’m having trouble with resources.
If all this sounds like something you would want, and if you value the work we already do, I ask that you consider helping us keep going. Believe it or not, if enough people just pitch in a few dollars, I can keep my staff paid for another month and hopefully by then we will have a better system than me begging. 
This stupid sidebar thing just threw a wrench into our biz and I don’t know how else to keep going until we get our new solutions in place. 
Things you can do. 
Paypal donations. 
If a bunch of folks sent in a few dollars each, I can make sure all my staff gets paid this month. They are amazing people and would probably work for free until we get things figured out, but I would really prefer not having to ask that of them.  
Donate here!
Buy a tshirt!
You can help out and be stylish. Win/win. 
Tshirts available on DFTBA!
Hire me for photographic tasks!

If you are a maker and sell items on Etsy or ebay, having professional photos of your products can make a huge difference in sales. You can send me the item, I’ll take high quality, color accurate photos and send the item back. 
If you are in the St. Louis area, I can do studio portraits or even personal photography training. 
Some samples of my work can be found here. 
You can contact me at froggie@thefrogman.me if you are interested.
As I’ve said before, even if you can’t help, I just want to thank you all for your love and support through the years. You have kept me going through some hard times and I can’t express how much you mean to me. 
Here is another puppy Otis picture as a thank you for reading this. . 
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thefrogman:

People were very generous last month and I was able to compensate my staff. (THANK YOU SO MUCH.) I promise we used this money to pay for things like food, rent, and gold plated Japanese smart toilets. 

Things are a little better now, we found a way to fund Corg Life, but we are still having this same sidebar problem. That tumblr preview continues to eat up pageviews and thus my ad revenue is not nearly enough to pay my staff for this coming month. I’ve personally emailed David Karp about this, but his lack of response probably means the feature is baked into tumblr and isn’t going away. 

We are looking into Patreon and Subbable, but these things take time to set up. We have some other ideas for how to monetize, but those also take time. I think my content coodinator jujyfruit0 (Jessica) is going to come into town so we can organize a Subbable campaign. But that requires air travel and more money. Apparently to run a successful business you need money before you can make the money. It’s very frustrating. 

Right now my team and I are working hard to create more comics (we have a very cool sci-fi comic in the works!), improve my photography blog (new contributors/more tutorials!), create a plan to bring fresher content to tumblr (stuff you haven’t seen before!), and setup a system where all of the little tasks are taken care of by my team so I can focus solely on creating original content like I used to (more original creations/new animal facts!). We even have a few entirely new websites that we want to launch. One of which I’m hoping will help artists and webcomic creators get a huge head start in building an audience. 

We’ve been at this for months and we are getting close, but with my health issues and my team’s limited time to work, I feel like it is all moving along at a turtle’s pace. We don’t have a lot of tangible stuff to prove how much hard work we have been putting in. But I assure you that many of us work from morning until we go to bed.

I want to make this site better. I want it to be the go-to place for people who need a safe, positive space. I have the plan to do that but I’m having trouble with resources.

If all this sounds like something you would want, and if you value the work we already do, I ask that you consider helping us keep going. Believe it or not, if enough people just pitch in a few dollars, I can keep my staff paid for another month and hopefully by then we will have a better system than me begging. 

This stupid sidebar thing just threw a wrench into our biz and I don’t know how else to keep going until we get our new solutions in place. 

Things you can do. 

Paypal donations. 

If a bunch of folks sent in a few dollars each, I can make sure all my staff gets paid this month. They are amazing people and would probably work for free until we get things figured out, but I would really prefer not having to ask that of them.  

Donate here!

Buy a tshirt!

You can help out and be stylish. Win/win. 

Tshirts available on DFTBA!

Hire me for photographic tasks!

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If you are a maker and sell items on Etsy or ebay, having professional photos of your products can make a huge difference in sales. You can send me the item, I’ll take high quality, color accurate photos and send the item back. 

If you are in the St. Louis area, I can do studio portraits or even personal photography training. 

Some samples of my work can be found here

You can contact me at froggie@thefrogman.me if you are interested.

As I’ve said before, even if you can’t help, I just want to thank you all for your love and support through the years. You have kept me going through some hard times and I can’t express how much you mean to me. 

Here is another puppy Otis picture as a thank you for reading this. . 

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You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics.

-Unknown English Teacher (via swarthyvillain)

I’ve never read anything more fucking true in my whole fucking life. 

Fuck.

(via robinade)

Well if this isn’t fucking meta…I don’t know what is.

(via spookychan)

It’s just basic Fuckonomics

(via exsequar)

areyouvulcankiddingme:

This is a gif that should be in every Trekkie’s blog 

That right there is my idol! She went in for a double ass slap and did is flawlessly

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen, and it just keeps getting better the longer I watch it.

I love how DeForest smiles afterwards, too.

Reblogging it again! Because how could you not??

(Source: halfling-in-starfleet)

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